Bumper Stickers You’d Laugh At If You Saw Them In The Wild
Like tattoos for your car, a bumper sticker tells you a lot about the person that you’re driving behind. A certain category of people are willing to put a sticker on their car, and there’s a big market for bumper stickers.
Some people prefer to take the funny approach, others take the aggressive “get back or else” approach, and then there are just plain strange ones that you come across. All of them can be appreciated in their own way.
We’re not saying that the Lord would be disappointed in you for changing lanes on the highway without signaling.
But this person is definitely saying that, and we’re not going to argue with it.
We can appreciate a little self-promotion as much as the next person.
But if you’re going to try to get people to buy your beer, you should probably make the website a little bigger.
There are few people who could say that they wouldn’t stop at the chance for a bacon-wrapped hot dog (don’t lie, you probably would).
But does it really warrant a bumper sticker?
She also probably told you not to buy this bumper sticker because she didn’t think it was funny.
But we’re guessing that you tuned out of that part of the conversation too.
This is such a niche bumper sticker, and it’s so specific that it must have been specially ordered by this person, right?
Multiple people don’t have a need for this Dave Matthews coverup bumper sticker.
A picture says a thousand words, and you drive your car all around town.
So it makes sense that people use a bumper sticker to share their opinions, even if no one cares about those opinions.
If you’re going to stick a giant announcement onto your vehicle for the foreseeable future, you might as well make it something helpful.
It must be confusing for people when they see this truck without the RV, though.
This kind of sticker really makes you go “hmmmm” after you read it.
Because you wish that you could tell them they were wrong, but honestly, where is the lie?
At least they know that their car is not considered a cool car, and they’ve decided to take the “if you can’t beat em, join em” approach.
Give them the punch line before they can even make the joke so you can all get where you need to go.
You told yourself that you were never going to be the parent who drives a minivan and shuttles kids around to soccer.
But flash forward 10 years and here you are in the parking lot at the field after practice.
Why is it that people are always “suffering” from insanity, and only havoc is ever wreaked?
Let havoc do what it wants and let the insane live their happy lives without you meddling.
So, does this mean a ghost is driving whatever car has this bumper sticker?
Or do you think it’s one of those fancy electronic self-driving cars that doesn’t need a driver?
People who choose to have those little stick figure families on the back of their vehicle immediately tell the world a lot about who they are.
In this case, this couple wants you to know that they chose to not have children, and the result of that decision is clear.
You could probably position this photo to be your lock screen if you wanted to seriously commit yourself to your car.
But as far as bumper stickers go, this one isn’t half bad.
He’s just saying what everyone else driving on the freeway is thinking as they sit in traffic making them late to work for the third day in a row because the kids wouldn’t put their shoes on.
